Monday, June 27, 2011

Laughs....It's the best medicine ^_^

Hi everybody!!! Today, I want to share with all of you these simple yet meaningful jokes... So, just sit back, relax and enjoy :)


TEACHER: Azim, make a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
AZIM: 'I' is the....
TEACHER: Hold it, Azim! You never use 'is' after an 'I'. Use 'am' after an 'I'.
AZIM: Okay, teacher! 'I' am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: Hassan, what is a 'bull-dozer'?
HASSAN: A bull-dozer; is a sleeping bull, teacher!
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TEACHER: Izzat, you missed my class yesterday, didn't you?
IZZAT: No, I didn't miss it at all, teacher!
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A grandfather left a gift for his soldier grandson, instructing him to open it only during a very fierce battle.
While his grandson in gun battle, he opened the gift. In it was written,
"  Run, my child, run!"
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. His eyes are rolled back in his head, and he doesn't seem to be breathing.
The other guy whips out his mobile phone and dials the emergency number. He gasps to the operator, "  My friend has fallen dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "  Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence; then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "  OK, and now what?"







Sources: Readers Digest  June 2011 & Quest Issue No. 88

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